ALpha Cock Wild whiskey beard balm
Natural Beard Balm conditions, renews and protects your Beard, it will moisturize and condition the skin, roots, and follicles, it replaces naturally produced oils that sweat, shampoos, and some conditioners strip away, it also has many benefits to the skin, it can help relieve and get rid of Beardruff, acne and bacteria, while giving it a healthy, shiny soft look and feel, due to the all natural oils, we use only 100% pure premium products, this product may contain, Jojoba oil, Sweet almond oil, Beeswax, Cocoa butter, Coconut oil, Grape seed oil, Castor oil,
Alpha Cock Mens Beard balm Wax Natural Wild Whiskey Scent
Naturally Refined Shea Butter, 100% Pure White Beeswax, Virgin Argan Oil, Golden Jojoba Oil, Vitamin E Oil, Sweet Almond Oil, Apricot Kernal Oil, Avocado Oil, Pumpkin Seed Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Hempseed Oil, Scented With Premium Grade Essential or Fragrance Oils.
Turn Your Wild Animal Beard Into A Well Trained Housepet
As all bearded gentlemen know, beard hair can quickly become unruly. Stray whiskers pop out, it gets tougher to groom, and the hair becomes coarse and wiry.
The Gentlemen’s Beard Premium Wild Whiskey Beard Balm has enough hold to tame even the wildest beard, with no stiffness or stickiness. It will discipline your beard, making it soft and manageable but free from greasiness. You’ll be able to shape your beard hair perfectly, without any heaviness. In fact, you’ll feel like you don’t have any product on it at all..
Conditions Your Skin To Stop Flaky Skin And Beard Itch
This balm doesn’t just smooth out your beard and moisturize the beard hair, it also hydrates and protects the skin underneath. This means less itchiness and irritation, and it also dramatically reduces annoying flakes of skin in your beard. Whether you call it dandruff, beardruff, or just a plain annoyance, this balm will make sure that you never have to speak its name ever again.
Whiskey Fragrance Made With All Natural Ingredients
The Gentleman’s Beard natural wild whiskey is made in the USA. It does not contain any chemicals or additives, and it hasn’t been tested on animals. The conversation starting fragrance comes from natural plant extracts.
How to use to get a date.
Simply ask any attractive stranger if you smell like you have been drinking, because you are trying out this newly scented balm. Great! the ice is broken, now ask to buy her a real drink later on.
Today you stand on Earth fearless & confident like a cock. This balm is to become the alpha male who is too confident to give a damn about smelling like some wild ass whiskey everywhere he goes!
Now man up and put some cock on your beard. 10% of sales will get donated to the veterans fund.
Alpha cock is about being a confident caring patriot.